Showing posts with label Horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horror. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Horror Is The Greatest Movie Genre...

and here's why;

Horror films have been shockingly snubbed by the Oscar snobs over the years, with no true horror film ever winning the best picture prize. 'Silence of the Lambs' won in 1991, although it's more recognised as a thriller by most people. It definitely has horror elements, but even if I include this as a win for Horror that's one time in the history of motion pictures! The closest a true horror film has come to winning the most prestigious award in film is 'The Exorcist' with a nomination in 1973 and a nomination nod for 'Jaws' in 1975 (again, not a 'true horror').
Now, an Oscar win isn't the soul measure of how good a film is and this introduction isn't the best way to start defending my claim, but what I'm trying to say here is; Horror is often wrongly snubbed by critics and the Academy, and now I'm gonna explain why I think it's the greatest genre in film...



Exhibit A: The Directors


Horrors benefited from some of the best talent in the world making movies and it has launched the careers of many of the most acclaimed filmmakers in the business. Even some of the biggest names have dabbled in the genre. Roll call;

John Carpenter

I'm gonna get the ball rolling on my defence of the 'best genre of all time' with one of its greatest helmers. Carpenter made the slasher sub-genre famous with 'Halloween' (1978) and Michael Myers, one of the most iconic characters in cinema history. He influenced a generation of horror directors and composed his special effects masterpiece 'The Thing' in 1982. Horror has always been innovative in the advancement of special effects with films like 'The Thing' at the forefront.


Peter Jackson

Long before he was knee-deep in orc and elve shit with the hugely popular Lord of the Rings series and winning the best director Oscar for 'Return of the King' (2003), Peter Jackson was making his debut with low budget B-movie splatter fodder 'Bad Taste' in 1987, a gory and ridiculously fun comedy-horror. And then cementing his place in the trashy side of Horror history with the legendary zombie comedy 'Brain Dead/Dead Alive' in 1992. These films are a far cry from where he is now (all three of the LOTR films are currently in the top 20 on the IMDB top 250), but they were the films that helped to craft his film-making skills and they still have a massive cult following of fans, including myself. So, the Horror genre helped shape one of the most loved and respected trilogies ever made.



Steven Spielberg

Probably the most famous and one of the most praised directors living today, not really that well known as a horror director. Although, Spielberg launched his career by making people scared to go for a swim back in 1973 with his debut 'Jaws'. And his most successful film at the box office to date is 'Jurassic Park', the 15th highest grossing film of all time. We could argue these films aren't true horror flicks, but they have very strong elements of terror and fear that to me makes them horror at the core. One of the best known directors working today found his form scaring people with his debut.

Stanley Kubrick

Kubrick is often cited as the greatest director of all time, he made masterpieces spanning various different genres and it's difficult to pick a favourite from his work. While he's not known purely for doing Horror with 'The Shining' he created one of the most loved and memorable horror films of all time (currently ranked at 58 on the IMDB top 250) and got one of the best ever on-screen performances out of Jack Nicholson. Proof that the horror genre can be just as much an art form as any other.


Alfred Hitchcock

One of the most famous directors of all time, often referred to as 'The Master of Suspense', Hitchcock pioneered many of the techniques that have become the standard in suspense and psychological thrillers. 'Psycho' (1960) was one of the main influences on the popular slasher sub-genre and has one of the most iconic and memorable scenes in cinema history. When it comes to famous names in film they don't get much bigger.

David Cronenberg

The man that brought us the body-horror sub-genre, Cronberg's films are both thought provoking and disturbing experiences. His vast and accomplished back catalogue of horror makes up the majority of his early work and includes (but not limited to); the visually impressive practical effects laden 'The Fly' (1986) with an incredible and surprising performance from Jeff Goldblum. His feature debut 'They Came From Within/Shivers' (1975) a spin on the zombie/infected sub-genre where the infected hosts become sex crazed fiends. 'Rabid' in 1977 which plays like a companion piece to his debut, with a full-blown flesh-eating zombie epidemic, 'The Brood' (1979) here Cronberg's exploration of 'body-horror' as taken full shape in his most personal film to date. 'Scanners' (1981) mostly remembered for the great practical effect shot of an exploding head and 'Videodrome' (1983), where Cronenberg takes 'weird' to the next level. A consistent body of work during his horror era that any artist would be proud of.



Wes Craven

Craven has redefined the slasher genre and breathed new life into horror three times in his career, first with his controversial revenge film in 'Last House On The Left' (1972). As much of a precursor to the slasher sub-genre as 'Psycho' (1960) before it, his debut is one of the key movies in the birth of the American slasher movie, leading the way for the likes of  'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' (1974) and 'Halloween' (1978). He then created one of modern Horrors most famous icons in 'A Nightmare On Elm Street' (1984), making audiences scared to go to sleep with the genius premise of a monster that can stalk our dreams. And most recently with the self aware 'Scream' (1996), dragging the slasher flick back onto our cinema screens when the sub-genre was pretty much dead and buried. And that's one of the great things about horror and its sub-genres, its ideas can be resurrected and made fresh again for a new generation with the right director.

Sam Raimi

Most known for his Evil Dead films, Raimi is a massive influence on young directors wanting to shoot a movie, more specifically a low budget horror. All you need is some friends, one good location and the passion to make something right? And of course all the equipment...but, budding directors see films like 'Evil Dead' (1981) and want to make their own films, I'm not saying it's easy to make, it's just attainable for someone with the right skill set. And definitely very inspiring for a young horror fan.

James Cameron

OK, he's not known for horror, but stay with me on this one. The director of the two highest grossing films of all time debuted with 'The Terminator' (1984), yeah it's an action/sci-fi flick. BUT, essentially it is actually a slasher movie if you think about it, and one with a strong sense of threat. An unstoppable killer trying to terminate a woman in the 80's with a synth driven score...c'mon! It's a goddamn old school slasher flick! And one Cameron fine-tuned his directing abilities on. Arguably still his best film too.



Exhibit B: How We Watch Films


I remember going to the videoshop as a kid and nothing else in the shop compared to looking at that wall of horror tapes and picking out the most gruesome looking vids to scare your younger sibling with. In the 80's and early 90's horror was big business and the home-video market was booming. Later on I worked in a videoshop and even though the horror section had shrunk, you'd still get groups looking for a good horror flick and wanting recommendations. People rarely asked for recommendations on other genres, but horror; pretty much everyone asking for recommendations wants to know what the most scary or gory horror film is and then immediately rented it! I'd get free films, I would take one home after work to watch alone and have to check all the doors were locked afterwards, or I'd go to a friends house and watch with a bunch of people. And that's another great thing about horror; they're loads of fun with a group of friends or scaring yourself to death alone in the dark.  Nowadays we just cycle endlessly through pages of films on streaming sites for something to watch, it's not quite the same.


Exhibit C: So Bad It's Good

More so than any other genre if you get a crappy horror film most of the time it still holds some sort of entertainment value. You can pick flaws with the plot and laugh at the dodgy acting, there might even be some nice gore effects on show (most Friday The 13th sequels and imitators have all these traits), a bad horror film can be an amazingly fun comedy. A bad comedy is simply just a bad film that's not funny. Even bad horror films are awesome most of the time!!



Exhibit D: The Fans



Along with science fiction, Horror has the most dedicated and loyal fan-base of any films, there's massive conventions for horror fans that rival the world of comics and videogames. And that's because the fans are geeks for what they love. There's so many sequels to popular horror films because there's an audience for them and producers know that it's easy money! More than anything we want new original ideas and classics of the future, we mostly get tired reboots and sequels and we stay loyal because we love the genre and when an awesome new independent breaks through it's a big deal to us.

Exhibit E: Halloween

With the exception of Christmas movies (which isn't really a genre), what other genre has its own special day? That one day every year that we go all out; calve pumpkins, set the room up with spooky ambiance and decorations, dress up as our favourite characters and munch on some treats whilst watching a movie marathon. And there's also a certain John Carpenter flick of the same name.


Exhibit F: The zombie Apocalypse



Surely it is the greatest story ever told? We seem obsessed with this concept, we've seen pretty much every possible incarnation of this idea put to screen since George A Romero invented it and we still want more. Is it because there's the fear that it could actually happen? Or that we usually find the true monsters of these films to be regular people? Whatever the reason; I'll take another zombie story over a rom-com any day of the week, or how about a zom-com?


Exhibit G: Launchpad To The Stars

Many of Hollywood's biggest stars started out or got their breakthrough role in Horror. Including; Johnny Depp (Nightmare On Elm Street), Leonardo DiCaprio (Critters 3), Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween), Sigourney Weaver (Alien), Chloe Grace Moretz (Amityville Horror), George Clooney (Return To Horror High), Jennifer Aniston (Leprechaun), and Kevin Bacon (Friday The 13th).


And The New Breed

There's always been a steady stream of new directors in Horror to bring us fresh and inventive terror inspired by the likes of Carpenter and Romero. I think it's the best genre for showcasing new talent in film right now, but who will bring us the future of horror?

Ti West

He impressed with his 70/80's horror tribute 'House of the Devil' (2009) and showed variety with the enjoyable Innkeepers (2011) and his segment on V/H/S (2012). Definitely a name to keep an eye on.

Future Horror Verdict: 3 Severed heads out of 5. Plenty of potential



Pascal Laugier

The French director exploded on to the scene with the disturbing and instant classic Martyrs (2008), he also made a decent effort with the bigger budgeted and English language film Tall Man (2012). He's been a bit quiet recently, but hopefully we'll see something new.

Future Horror Verdict: 3.5 Severed heads out of 5. Brilliant debut, needs to bring something new to the table to stay in the game.

Rob zombie

Zombie's been around a while now and in some ways he's a veteran with his feature debut House of 1000 Corpses back in 2003. In terms of the future of Horror, Zombie is very relevant however and one of the genres brightest hopes. Looking forward to his crowd funded '31' coming out later this year.

Future Horror Verdict: 3.5 Severed heads out of 5. Some solid content, but a bit uneven. 

Jason Eisener

With his low-budget debut and tribute to trashy B-movie exploitation; 'Hobo With A Shotgun' (2011) Eisener showed a lot of visual flare and the sort of gory violence ideal for Horror. He's gone on to impress with two of the best short segments on the horror compilations 'The ABC's Of Death' (2012) and 'V/H/S/2' (2013). I can see Eisener doing something really cool in the future.

Future Horror Verdict: 2 Severed heads out of 5. Not enough evidence yet, but he's got bags of style for sure. One to watch.

Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo

The French directing duo made their debut with 'Inside' (2007) one of the best Horror films in recent years, it was a tough act to follow and Livid (2011) didn't quite live up to expectations. They're attached to the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' prequel 'Leatherface'.

Future Horror Verdict: 3 Severed heads out of 5. As a lot to prove on their next film.

Jennifer Kent

Jennifer's only film to date is her feature debut 'The Babadook' (2014), but what a debut it was! I'm hoping she stays with horror and doesn't move onto something different, with the hype surrounding her first film she might be lured away.

Future Horror Verdict: 4 Severed heads out of 5. Could be the next big thing in Horror, if they want to be.



Adam Wingard

'You're Next' (2011) was a great home invasion horror flick with some nice fresh ideas and twists, with a cool soundtrack to boot. His segments for the horror anthologies 'The ABC's of Death' and 'V/H/S' series have been a little uneven in comparison. He's attached to the remake of excellent Korean thriller 'I Saw The Devil', unfortunately the original is pretty much perfect and doesn't need remaking.

Future Horror Verdict: 2 Severed heads out of 5. Needs to prove they didn't get lucky on 'You're Next', remaking great foreign films isn't the best way to do it.

Kevin Smith

Here's a dark horse for you, the guy that brought you all those slacker comedies and dick jokes from your youth. Smith took a change of direction with the recent 'Red State' (2011) and even more so with his latest 'Tusk' (2014), he's got plans to do a trilogy of horror films with ridiculous concepts that will include 'Tusk'. He's also got 'Clerks 3' planned for fans of the good old dick joke days.

Future Horror Verdict: 2.5 Severed heads out of 5. Recent films have been entertaining, but roots are in comedy. Could be a dark horse, could go back to dick jokes.


The future of the greatest genre is uncertain, but there will always be an audience for Horror and new directors inspired by the classics!

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Disturbing Horror List by @Stoner_munkee

Stu Duncan is the geek blogger of 'El Super Geeko'; a rotting zombie finger on the pulse of nerd culture. He stopped the geek-speak long enough to chat to us about some of the horror films that have shaped the 'Disturbed Kid' that he is today...



I love all sorts of horror and most of the classics have already been covered, so I decided to just list a few of the films that I've seen that have truly disturbed me, both as a kid and as an adult.

So in no particular order:


YellowBrickRoad (2010)



If you like a little mystery with your murder, you can't go wrong with this...

With a tag line like "They were searching for an evil in the forest. . .but the forest found the evil in them." And a by the numbers "expedition investigating 70 year old spooky business in the middle of nowhere" plot; I wasn't really expecting much with this, but the tone shifts on you quickly. Taking a very dark turn that leaves you off guard for the rest of the film as you try to figure out what the hell is going on.

Audition (1999)



Still makes me shudder...

I was going nuts for any horror from Japan when I got my hands on this. A gruesome tale of misplaced vengeance with a typically bizarre Asian twist, it's also directed by Takashi Miike, so I knew it was going to be good. What I didn't know is that it would make wince every time I saw cheese wire for the rest of my natural life...

Disturbed Kids; I think 'Audition' is a fine example of slow burning, eerie tension building and atmosphere in modern horror, something that's lacking in the genre these days.
Stu Duncan; Definitely, I was on the edge of my seat for most of it. Straight from the out set you know it's not going to go well. And the worse it gets the more it draws you in. Not many films do that these days, you're just waiting for the twist.
DK; And it's one of them films that you just REALLY have to see for yourself. It stayed with me for days...
SD; Totally, I still can't think about cheese wire or acupuncture needles...
DK; Miike is apparently quite hit and miss, what we see in the West is a filtered filmography of his best works. He's contributed so much good though, I think I can forgive him, and I look forward to the next Miike flick to hit these shores! It's almost like an event in my house.
SD; I think his next one is Ninja Kids...
DK; Yikes...who knows with Miike though, he makes a new film every week. For every dud, there's a cult classic just around the corner.

Puppetmaster (1989)



Nightmares for Stu tonight...

This film is partly responsible for my one ridiculous irrational fear as an adult. Puppets. Well, puppets & china dolls. Even when I saw the picture above the nightmares came flooding back. Anything that small and human shaped still freaks me the hell out and when they've got blade hands and drill heads, its brown trouser time! I watched a lot of horror films like this with my old man as a kid, and this one really screwed me up...


DK; There seemed to be a lot of stuff like this back then ('Child's Play' etc), it's as if the bastards knew we were watching films that we shouldn't have been watching...
SD; I remember reading somewhere that they were intentionally aiming these films at kids, almost like Horror-lite. Stuff like this, childsplay, even Garbage Pale Kids, Critters too.
DK; They wouldn't get away with that today, they'd be knocked down to a PG or a 12.
SD;
Yup. Although what passes as a 15 now would have passed as an 18 back then.
DK; True.


Nosferatu (1922)



Another Childhood Nightmare...

Another film I vaguely remember my Dad watching when I was a kid. I never remembered much, just that shadow. Just enough to make a young lad wet his bed for months. Obviously a classic piece of Horror cinema and watching it now it's not as scary as it used to be, but at that age the shadows my curtains made could've been Dracula

A Serbian Film (2010)



Should be called "A Horrible Film"...

Not a lot to say about this. Its shocking, not really horror, just horrible. It left a mark on me that took weeks to wash off. Beautifully shot though.

DK; After watching 'A Serbian Film' I needed to wash my eyes and shower! It was like my soul had been, for lack of a better word raped...
SD; Seriously, I've seen some sickening stuff in my time, but it just made me feel wrong for watching it. It was like Salo.
DK; 'A Serbian Film' as become the yardstick for what we rate 'bad experiences', like; "would you rather do this, or watch A Serbian Film?", or "Is this film as bad as 'A Serbian Film'?"
SD; Agreed, although Human Centipede comes close.

Ichi The Killer (2001)



"You Like That? Do Ya?"...

Another Takahsi Miike film. This is film is bonkers, right from the get go. Brilliant, but bonkers. I'm not sure if it classes as Horror but its sure as hell got its fair share of gore. 'A sadomasochistic yakuza enforcer Kakihara searches for his missing boss he comes across Ichi, a repressed and psychotic killer who may be able to inflict levels of pain that Kakihara has only dreamed of.' Nuff said.

DK; To me, 'Ichi The Killer' is such a cool film, especially Kakihara! The sick fuck even pulls off those shirts! Helped obviously by the brilliantly cool actor Asano.
SD;The whole film is slick as hell and manages to retain the comic book feel whilst still being believable.
DK; And it's so layered and dark. It goes from comic to disturbing in a blink. Classic Miike!

Hellraiser series (1987-1992 Kinda, maybe...)



Simon Cowell's latest Boy Band mean business...

I loved these films as a teen and think they're partly responsible for my love of gory films as an adult. I always remember thinking the Cenobites were cool as hell & the special effects being some of the best I'd seen at the time. Yeah, they're a bit daft after the first one and God knows what's going on with the series now; I lost interest after whichever film it was with the space station sized Lament configuration, but they still hold a special place in my heart.

DK; I watched the first Hellraiser when I was WAY too young, it seriously warped my tiny little mind at the time.
SD; I think I watched it at just the right time, about the same time I saw Candyman and Freddy for the first time
DK; I watched it recently and although it didn't scare me anymore, the gore and violence is still brutal, even by today's standards
SD; Definitely, the style of sfx & gore is signature to Hellraiser. No one has done it better since.

Troma



Kings of Independent Cinema...

I couldn't do a list of horror films that made me the wonderfully maladjusted man I am today without mentioning Troma. Responsible for such classic schlock horror gore-fests as The Toxic Avenger, Terrorfirmer, Tromeo & Juliet and Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D to mention just a few of the wonders of low budget cinema they've produced over the 33 years they've been making films. Not scary, but definitely disturbing; their mix of Transexual serial killers, Poultry Zombies, Mutant superheros, and Lesbian protests groups marching under the banner "C.L.A.M" (Collegiate Lesbians Against Mega-conglomerations) has entertained me for years and hopefully will do for a while yet.


Thanks to Stu for spending some time in our treehouse of horrors, check out his blog over at 'El Super Geeko';

Sunday, 26 February 2012

Favourite Vampire Films by @leehardcastle

Lee Hardcastle 'makes claymations that are not for children', he's most know for 'T Is For Toilet' a short that will feature on the horror anthology 'The ABCs of Death' . And 'Pingu's The Thing', his fantastic tribute to John Carpenter's classic horror in the style of Pingu!



He has built a strong fan base for his work, with millions of viewers on his youtube channel! Check out his Website, and his Youtube channel for loads of gory fun, Lee stopped making Claymations long enough to talk about his favourite Vampire films...




I've put together a top 8 list of vampire films, I'm not a huge fan of the genre or know it all too well either which is evident when I could only put together a top 8 rather than a top 10. I mean, I've seen enough of them but they're so hit and miss with me. And there are a lot that I haven't seen, especially the famous British ones and #1 favourite Nosferatu.

I decided to do a list on vampires because, it got me thinking, despite not being a big fan of the genre there are a few vampire films which I adore with real passion and here they are;

[Not in any particular order]

Lifeforce



Caught this one on TV when I was a little boy, it is a lot of fun. It mixes genres and has everything.

Monster Squad



LH: One of my life long favourite films, a group of monsters led by Mr. D himself attempt to fudge things up.
DK: I love Monster Squad too! A childhood fave, I need to buy it for my collection.
LH Got the VHS, 4:3 ratio baby! The start of the tape is held together with sticky tape it's had that much play.

Fearless Vampire Killers



It's a daft comedy but what I consider a pitch perfect vampire film, beautiful stuff and an amazing soundtrack.

From Dusk Till Dawn



Rodriguez is the film equivalent of a sugar rush and I am a huge fan of the 'tino, mix them together to make a film of this genre... "Welcome to slavery. No thanks, I already have a wife."

Lost Boys




Not a lot can be said that hasn't already. It's my most favorite vampire film.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (92)



Such a joy to watch, a one of a kind. Visually, it's orgasmic. The closing Annie Lennox track is proper icing.

Let the Right One In



LH: This one caught me off guard, I wasn't expecting to be as blown away as I was. I haven't seen the remake but apparently it's even better?!
DK: It's pretty much screen for screen the same, but I think it loses some of what made the original edgy.

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders



At film school this was one of my tutor's favourite films, he was a homosexual and made the class watch some right obscure dodgy shit. This was one of them.

Thanks to Lee for spending some time talking about his fave Vampire movies, check out his website and youtube, and say hello to him on twitter @leehardcastle

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Top 20 Cult Movies



C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary

FX = Awesome Special Effects

(In order of cult status, not best)

1. Mad Max
2. Repo Man
3. Death Race 2000
4. Warriors
5. Dawn of the Dead G
6. Bad Taste GC
7. Blade Runner FX
8. Escape From New York
9. Eraserhead
10. Akira G
11. The Rocky Horror Picture Show C
12. Evil Dead GC
13. Pink Flamingos
14. Braindead GC
15. Shogun Assassin G
16. Toxic Avenger C
17. Natural Born Killers G
18. Suspiria S
19. Hardware
20. Lady Snowblood

Honourable Mentions: Rolling Thunder, Bubba Ho-Tep

Top 10 Scariest Scenes



1. Ringu - Sadako comes out of the TV
2. Silent House (Original) - Most of the film
3. The Exorcist (Uncut) - The whole film/Spider-walk scene
4. [REC] - The final scene
5. The Wicker Man (Original) - The ending
6. Dark Water (original) - The elevator scene
7. Don't Look Now - The ending
8. Suspiria - The ending
9. Rosemary's Baby - The ending
10. Mulholland Drive - The Winkies scene

Honourable Mentions: The Omen, Audition, Grudge, The shining ("Redrum" scene), Orphanage, Eye

B-Movies/Trashy




C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary

FX = Awesome Special Effects

1. Evil Dead G
2. Braindead G
3. Bad Taste G
4. Death Race 2000
5. Toxic Avenger
6. Machine Girl G
7. Class Of Nuke 'Em High G
8. Tokyo Gore Police G
9. Hardware
10. Street Trash
G


Honourable Mentions: The Stuff, Full Metal Yakuza, C.H.U.D.

Top 25 Bloody Gory



In approximate order of most gory/violent, not the best

1. Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood
2. August Underground's Penance
3. Grotesque Banned in the UK
4. Braindead/Dead Alive
5. Story of Ricky
6. Switchblade Romance
7. Guinea Pig: Mermaid in a Manhole
8. Martyrs
9. Inside (2007/French)
10. Frontier(s)
11. Cannibal Holocaust
12. Tenebrae
13. Shogun Assassin
14. Naked Blood
16. Kill Bill
16. Ichi The Killer
17. From Dusk Till Dawn
18. Suspiria
19. The Descent
20. Tokyo Gore Police
21. Rambo 4
22. Ninja Assassin
23. Hobo With A Shotgun
24. Day of the Dead (original)
25. Robocop

Honourable Mentions: Evil Dead, Nightmare On Elm Street, Dead or Alive (Miike),House of 1000 Corpses, Machete, Hellraiser, Scanners.

Top 10 Death Scenes



C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary
FX = Awesome Special Effects


1. The Thing - Stomach eats arms/alien head grows legs & runs away G/FX
2. Alien - Chestburster/dinner scene
3. Day of the Dead - Torn apart by Zombies scene G
4. Braindead/Dead Alive - Lawnmower versus Zombies scene CG
5. The Omen - Decapitation scene S
6. Suspiria - Trapped in razor wire/throat slit scene GS
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Meat hook scene
8. Nightmare On Elm Street - Tina's ceiling death scene G
9. Scanners - Exploding head scene
10. Robocop - ED209 malfunctions and won't stop shooting scene G

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Creature Features: Monsters & Aliens



C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary

FX = Awesome Special Effects

1. Alien
2. The Thing (John Carpenter's) G/FX
3. The Fly (David Cronenberg's) FX
4. The Host (Korean) FX
5. Predator
6. Cloverfield
7. The Descent GS slasher hybrid

8. The Mist
9. Tremors C
10. Slither
CG



Honourable Mentions: King Kong (original), Feast, Swamp Thing

Slashers & Psycho Killers



C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary


1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre S
2. I Saw The Devil
3. Halloween
4. Suspiria GS
5. Audition S
6. Silence of the Lambs
7. Switchblade Romance G
8. The Descent GS creature-feature hybrid

9. American Psycho
10. Nightmare on Elm Street G


Special Mentions:
Psycho, The Devil's Rejects, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, The People Under The Stairs.

Ghosts, Possession and Haunted




C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary

1. The Shining
2. Exorcist S
3. Ringu S
4. Poltergeist
5. Devil's Backbone
6. Dark Water (Original) S
7. The Orphanage S
8. Sixth Sense
9. The Eye (original)
10. Grudge S

Top 5 Werewolf Movies



C = Comedy
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary

FX = Awesome Special Effects

1. An American Werewolf in London FX
2. Teen Wolf C
3. Ginger Snaps

4. Dog Soldiers
5. The Howling

Top 10 Vampire Movies



C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
FX = Awesome Special Effects

1. Lost Boys C
2. Let the Right One In
3. From Dusk Till Dawn G/FX
4. 
Fright Night
5. Near Dark
6. Nosferatu
7. Shadow of the Vampire
8. Thirst
9. Cronos
10. Stake Land


Honourable Mentions: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Daybreakers

Top 10 Zombie Movies




C = Comedy-Horror
G = Extra Gory
S = Genuinely Scary

FX = Awesome Special Effects

1. Dawn of the Dead (original) G
2. 28 Days later
3. Shaun of the Dead C
4. Return of the Living Dead C
5. Zombieland C
6. [REC] S
7. Night of the Living Dead (90's Savini remake) FX
8. La Horde G
9. Braindead/Dead Alive CG
10. Dawn of the Dead (remake)


Special mentions: Night of the Living Dead (original), Dead Snow, Planet Terror and The Crazies (original).


Best Death Scene

Day of the Dead

Although not listed on the overall top 10, it's got the best death scene!

Friday, 30 September 2011

The Woman

In a Nutshell: A successful lawyer captures and tries to 'civilize' a feral woman, the last remaining member of a violent clan. Putting the lives of his entire family in jeopardy.



First of all, I started to watch 'The Woman' with my wife. She couldn't stomach it and she had to stop watching; It's dark and disturbing stuff, and I'd only recommend it to hardcore horror fans. I'm surprised to see a film this weird, shocking, and utterly insane come out of America! It's a ballsy film.

Directed by Lucky McKee (May) and written by controversial writer Jack Ketchum (The Girl Next Door), 'The Woman' is at times a quirky black comedy, and it switches to truly sinster and depraved in the blink of an eye. It's an odd tone, and it sets a pretty unsettling atmosphere. Pollyanna McIntosh (Offspring) is 'The Woman', a part she plays incredibly and with so much screen presence! I actually believed she was this feral beast that could rip me apart.

The father of the family, Lawyer Chris Cleek played by Sean Bridgers reminded me of a twisted and EVIL 'Will Ferrell', and the rest of the dysfunctional family are all played very well. My only minor complaint is that I found some of the music a little grating and I thought some of the sadistic stuff lingered a bit too long, but this is subjective.

NOW, when the violence comes in fully it hits you like a sledgehammer and it goes straight for the jugular! I think there's some intelligence behind it all though and it seems to be carrying a strong message, delivered in a rather brutal and thought-provoking way! Compared to most horror coming out of America it's really original too. If you're a fan of subversive horror, and if you can go in with an open-mind and you aren't easily offended, WATCH IT!

8/10